It is true!
I ran into a bear on Saturday after wandering off into the woods to talk to a man about a dog, as it were.
I’d just sat through a performance of the Velvatine Rabbit done by 7 and 8 year-old children, when — will quietly contemplating the nature of the universe — a 4 foot tall black bear stood up from about 10 feet away, woofed at me and then ran off into the forest.
And now a public service message.